The complete, unrated, director's cut version of all the thoughts and philosophies of comedian, social commentator and all round sh*t stirring nice guy Alias Pseudonym.
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Experience the joy and frustration of exploring Alias Pseudonym's views on life, politics, technology, science, the nature of the universe, feminism, football, god, aliens, al qaeda, Obama, whether the toilet seat should be up or down, the environment, gay marriage and loads of other twisted but topical stuff that has fallen out of his mind and onto the page.
These are the thoughts too controversial even for the internet.
Here are a few quotes:
On cosmetics and fashion:
"Women are their most beautiful when you roll over and see them for the first time every morning. No makeup, hair scattered, shoeless. I mean, sure, ok, fine, I’ve got sleep in my eyes and everything‘s blurry, but it’s still true."
On dancing:
"...some women go too far and say that a man's ability to dance is an indication of how good he is in bed. Perhaps your method of love making differs from mine, but in my sporadic shag history my boning behavior has never consisted of me doing a head spin in the middle of the bedroom floor while my girlfriend strikes a pose vogue style."
On the internet:
"Generation Borg, resistance is futile, coverage is sporadic and customer service is a distant memory."
On organ transplants:
"There are only so many people you can knock over the head, whip out a kidney and leave in a bath of ice."
On conspiracy theories:
"Hitler’s mustache was a merkin."
On politics:
"It is my belief that John Howard was an evil robot sent back through time to send Australia back through time. I also suspect the George W Bush-bot was a similar model sent back from the future to destroy freedom. Clearly he got his dialogue processing unit all screwed up in the process."
On Jesus:
"How ironic is that, a carpenter killed by being nailed to one of the few pieces of lumber in the whole country. I imagine his last words were 'thank me I'm not a metal worker, I could have been f***in welded up here!'"
Well... I think it's funny.
That is just a small taste of the kind of varied important topics explored in this reflection on modern life.
So if you want to know what the alternative comedian philosopher Alias Pseudonym really thinks about a great many things, and you want to have a few laughs and be entertained, then this book is for you.
Be warned though, this is the uncut version and contains language and logical ideas guaranteed to offend just about everyone. Only buy this book if you are intelligent enough to think for yourself, and you are not in the habit of throwing fatwas around.
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About the Author:
Alias Pseudonym has a post-graduate diploma from the school of hard knocks, many of them to his head. He prides himself on his straight talking no nonsense opinions and on his ability to annoy people. Alias currently lives in the tribal regions of Waredafucistan and is wanted in 5 countries for outstanding parking tickets. He has been married to a photograph of Janeane Garofalo's character from Mystery Men for 4 years and has no children.
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